Anchorman Quotes

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Anchorman Quotes

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I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Anchorman quotes items I have now:



 

Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

 

Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.


 

Ron Burgundy: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?


 

 

Ron Burgundy: Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

 

Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.



Announcer: You’re watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee

 

Brick Tamland: Where’d you get your clothes… from the… toilet store?

 

Brian Fantana: Hey, you’re making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk!

 

Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt!


 

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

 

Ron Burgundy: [answering the phone] “Hello? Who’s there, I’m talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee… Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?

 

Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?

Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna.

 

 

Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.

 

Ron Burgundy: Son of a bee-sting!

 

Ron Burgundy: Sweet Lincoln’s mullet!

 



Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone after they go off the air] You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.

 

Ron Burgundy: By the beard of Zeus!

 

Ron Burgundy: I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the baby maker.

 

 

Brick Tamland: Yeah.. I stabbed a man in the heart

Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy: Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

 

 

Garth Holiday: Ron why did you say that? Why? Why Ron? Why? You were my hero Ron!!!

Ron Burgundy: Garth. . . I.

Garth Holiday: And you come out and. . . Stink like that. . . Poop. . . your poop mouth. . . you have a poop out of your mouth!!!!

Ron Burgundy: Garth, If I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the Pain?

Garth Holiday: I hate you Ron Burgundy!!! I hate you!!!!!!!!




“I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” — Ron Burgundy

“Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.” — Ron Burgundy

 

 

Brick Tamland: I love, carpet. I love, desk.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?

Brick Tamland: I love, lamp.

Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp, I love lamp.

 

 

Brick Tamland: Heh heh! He said hinney!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion

Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Go fuck yourself San Diego

 

 


 

 

Veronica Corningstone: Brick are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Hey aqualung!

 

 

Brick Tamland: Sorry Champ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Brick Tamland: Sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: By the beard of Zeus!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

 

 

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.

 


 

 

Champ Kind: It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?

Brick Tamland: I don't know.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Whale's vagina

Ron Burgundy: Whale's vagina.

 

 

Brian Fantana: I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called "The Octogon".

Brian Fantana: I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called 'The Octogon'.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: [doing mouth exercises] The human torch is denied a bank loan.

 

 

Brian Fantana: Panda jerk!!!

Brian Fantana: Panda jerk!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Well... THAT escalated quickly.


 

Brick Tamland: Bears can smell the menstruation!

 

 

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.

 

 

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!

 

 

Brick Tamland: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: (to his dog Baxter) - "hey, stop it, you know I don't speak spanish"

Ron Burgundy: [to his dog Baxter] Hey, stop it, you know I don't speak spanish.

 

 

Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a delicious seafood dinner and then never call her again!

 

 

Brick Tamland: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

 

 

Brick Tamland: LOUD NOISES!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: I ate a big red candle

Ron Burgundy: I ate a big red candle.

Brick Tamland: I ate a big red candle.

 

 

Brick Tamland: Hey, where'd you get those clothes, the toilet store?

 

 

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot.... Milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... Milk was a bad choice.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Ok before we start. Lets go over the ground-rules....No touching of the hair or face....And THAT'S IT. Now FIGHT!!!

Ron Burgundy: Okay before we start. Lets go over the ground-rules....No touching of the hair or face... And THAT'S IT. Now FIGHT!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Great Odens Raven!!

Ron Burgundy: Great Odens Raven!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Great Knights of Columbus that hurt!!!

Ron Burgundy: Great Knights of Columbus that hurt!

 

 

Ron Burgundy: (as he takes the Jazz Flute out of his sleeve) This is embarrassing....I'm totally unprepared...

Ron Burgundy: [as he takes the Jazz Flute out of his sleeve] This is embarrassing... I'm totally unprepared.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: [talking to Baxter] You ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even angry. I'm actually quite impressed.

 

 

Brian Fantana: (About Sex Panther) They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.

Brian Fantana: [about Sex Panther] They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish...

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Hey it's Papa Burgandy!! Corningstone is fair game.

Ron Burgundy: Hey it's Papa Burgundy! Corningstone is fair game.

Brian Fantana: Eh-OH!!!!! There he is!!

Brian Fantana: Eh-OH! There he is!

Ron Burgundy: I'm very aroused.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby! I'm a man! An ANCHORMAN!

 

 

Brick Tamland: hey where did u get those clothes at the toilet store

Brick Tamland: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?

 

 

Ron Burgundy: im ron burgundy u stay classy san diego

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego.

 



Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.

 

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I’m Ron Burgundy?

 

Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

 

 

Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: dont act like ur nit impressed

Ron Burgundy: Don't act like you're not impressed.

 

 

Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

 

 

 

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.

 

 

 

Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises.

 

 

 

Ron Burgundy: I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: mmmm... i look... i mean really good hey everyone come and see how good i look

Ron Burgundy: Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: brick where did u get a hand grenade

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Brick Tamland: i dont know

Brick Tamland: I don't know.

 

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie.

 



Ron Burgundy: go fuck yourself san diego ahhh

Ron Burgundy: Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: mmm... drink it in it always goes down smooth

Ron Burgundy: It always goes down smooth!

 

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

 

 

Champ Kind: i woke up this morning and i shit a squirrel i mean literaly hell of it is damn things still alive so i got this shit covered squirrel down there in the office dont know what to name it

Champ Kind: Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

Brick Tamland: ohhh sorry champ i think i ate ur chocolate squirruel

Brick Tamland: Oh, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.


 

 

Ron Burgundy: [doing mouth exercises] How now brown cow.



Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!

 

 

 

Brick Tamland: Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

 

 

 

Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

 




Brick Tamland: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!


 

 

 

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

 

 

Brick Tamland: Where'd you get those clothes at the Toilet Store?

Brick Tamland: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?

 

 

Ron Burgundy: I may be wrong, but I believe diversity is and old, old wooden ship used in the Civil War.

Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: There's nothing here to see, it's just an illusion, don't act like your not impressed.

Ron Burgundy: Don't act like you're not impressed. It's an optical illusion.


 

“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.'” — Ron Burgundy

 

“It’s terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!” — Ron Burgundy

 

 

Veronica Corningstone: Stop calling your arms guns.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Brick Tamland: I don't know.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct

Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?

Ron Burgundy: No. No.

Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.

Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

 




Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.

 

 

Ron Burgundy: You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

 

 

 

Ron Burgundy: It's so hot (drinks milk) Milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy: It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice.

 

 

Brian Fantana: They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

 




Brick Tamland: I hear that their periods attract bears. the bears can smell the menstration.

 



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